when a hot person follows you

but they don’t message you or talk to you

foot muscles of steel
every girl in the universal regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male
So, how’re things???
me tryna act Normal and going abt my everyday life even though I’m a fucking mess
“i can’t think straight” i say. you laugh along, believing my joke to be solely about the fact that i am gay. little do you realize that in addition to me being gay, my mental illness causes debilitating cognitive distortions. i cannot think straight or in an orderly fashion