when a hot person follows you
but they don’t message you or talk to you
every girl in the universal regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male
[A large and fluffy dog is sleeping on a porch. A tiny grey bird is bouncing around on the dog, stealing its fur. Its tiny beak is full of dog floof. The dog is totally still and does not appear to have noticed the thief.]
a burglar
a birbler
So, how’re things???
me tryna act Normal and going abt my everyday life even though I’m a fucking mess
“i can’t think straight” i say. you laugh along, believing my joke to be solely about the fact that i am gay. little do you realize that in addition to me being gay, my mental illness causes debilitating cognitive distortions. i cannot think straight or in an orderly fashion
